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PURCHASE CARBON OFFSET CREDITS RIGHT HERE!

Each credit offset gets a certificate suitable for framing!

   

Live trees absorb CO2 ; that's how the carbon offsets work.  Plant trees to absorb the wanton production of CO2 that your Hummer just belched out.

Did your dog fart?  Plant a tree!
Did California avoid more brush fires?  Heavy Fines!
Did you use a power mower to mow your yard?  Plant a tree!
Did you forget to replace your light bulbs?  Plant a tree!
Did you paint your house with regular paint?  Plant a tree!

Carbon offsets are simply a payback for your wanton, conspicuous consumption and production of CO2, a deadly greenhouse gas that will end up causing worldwide chaos.

Here's an example of how it works:
If you intend to drive to work all year, lets say 12,000 miles and you get 20 miles per gallon in your car, you will burn 600 gallons of gas.  

Each gallon of gas contains 114,100 btu's of energy.  That is equivalent to 16.3 lbs of good burning wood according to the chart below (114,100 ÷ 7,000).

We are offering to grow enough wood in five years to produce the carbon offset that you need to feel like a concerned, sensitive, productive member of society.

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So, here's the breakdown.  If you are going to drive 12,000 miles in a year using 600 gallons of gas, you will require  (600gls. x 114,100btus= 68.5 million btus.  or  9,780 lbs of wood or 2.6 cords of firewood including air space in the stack.

One cord of wood, 128 cu.ft.  weighs about 3,800 lbs wet. 
One cord of red pine weighs 3,800 lbs.
One cord of white oak weighs 3,800 lbs.

Imagine the CO2 that will be absorbed by the equivalent of one cord of living wood!  Now THAT's an offset!

 

  
   

We promise to plant enough trees to offset your carbon footprint.

One offset credit = 115,000 btu's or 1 gallon of gas.  That equals 16.5 lbs of wood after 5 years.

One offset credit costs today $4.25 per credit.

Use the calculations below to calculate how many credits you will need to be guilt free.

  
     
 

Minimum purchase is 10 carbon offset credits.  $42.50

  
     
  Live Guilt Free, Get Your Certificate Suitable For Framing.  Gloat To Your Friends How You Have Offset YOUR Carbon Footprint.

Imagine the smile on your girl friend's face when you give her a carbon footprint offset for her birthday?  Get ready buddy...she's going to thank you in a very personal way!

Your mother will love your "green" attitude.  Give her a carbon footprint offset for CHRISTMAS!

 

 

  

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Ten energy credits (165 lbs.of wood in 5 years) $42.50
 
     

 

BTU = The amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 pound of water 1 degree F.
1 Cord of wood (Dried Birch) = 23,400,000 BTU
1 lb. good wood = 7,000 BTU
1 kWh electricity = 3,413 BTU
1 gal. fuel oil = 140,000 BTU
1 therm (100 cu. ft.) gas = 100,000 BTU
1 gal. propane = 92,000 BTU

Air-dried wood contains approximately 20% moisture and will yield about 5,800 BTUs per pound

 

Fuel Type

Unit of Measure

BTUs Per Unit

Gallon Equivalent

Gasoline, regular unleaded, (typical)

gallon

114,100

1.00 gallon

Gasoline, RFG, (10% MBTE)

gallon

112,000

1.02 gallons

Diesel, (typical)

gallon

129,800

0.88 gallons

Liquid natural gas (LNG), (typical)

gallon

75,000

1.52 gallons

Compressed natural gas (CNG), (typical)

cubic foot

900

126.67 cu. ft.

Liquefied petroleum gas (LPG or propane)

gallon

84,300

1.35 gallons

Methanol (M-100)

gallon

56,800

2.01 gallons

Methanol (M-85)

gallon

65,400

1.74 gallons

Ethanol (M-100)

gallon

76,100

1.50 gallons

Ethanol (E-85)

gallon

81,800

1.40 gallons

Bio Diesel (B-20)

gallon

129,500

0.88 gallons

Electricity

kilowatt hour

3,400

33.53 kwhrs